First Kerry Wood got traded to the Yankees last year, did extremely well, and is a candidate to return to their bullpen. THEN Larry Rothschild got hired away to be the pitching coach of the Yankees, leaving the Cubs with someone whose name I don't remember and don't feel like looking up. THEN the Yankees signed Mark Prior to a minor league deal. THEN the rumors about the Yankees being interested in pursuing a trade for Carlos Zambrano started making the rounds.
Granted, Wood may still land with a team that isn't the Yankees, Prior may never throw another major league pitch in his life (for the Yankees or otherwise), Rothschild may get run out of town because he can't fix whatever the hell is wrong with A.J. Burnett, and Zambrano could cling to his no-trade rights like Kate Winslet hanging onto the floating door after the Titanic went down... but things seem to be conspiring to bring them all together in the Bronx.
I can't decide if I REALLY want it to happen or if the horrible reality would cause me to take my own life.