Wednesday, June 30, 2010
8. Fitting a camel through the eye of a needle.
7. Sneezing with your eyes open.
6. Perpetual motion machine.
5. Curing cancer.
4. Cleaning the Gulf of Mexico.
3. Being the head of public relations for BP.
2. Finding a sucker to buy this team for $850 million.
1. Not winning a World Series championship in 102 years.