Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Top Ten Things That Are Easier Than the Cubs Scoring a Damn Run

10. Finding someone willing to trade for Carlos Zambrano.

9.  Winning the lottery.

8.  Fitting a camel through the eye of a needle.

7.  Sneezing with your eyes open.

6.  Perpetual motion machine.

5.  Curing cancer.

4.  Cleaning the Gulf of Mexico.

3.  Being the head of public relations for BP.

2.  Finding a sucker to buy this team for $850 million.

1.  Not winning a World Series championship in 102 years.


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