Top Ten Other Things Mark McGwire Has Admitted To
10. He is of Irish ancestry.
9. He is Sammy Sosa's skin cream supplier.
8. The carpet doesn't match the drapes, if you know what I mean.
7. Wanted the lead role in Tooth Fairy, but that bitch Julie Andrews is apparently a Roger Maris fan.
5. Tony LaRussa can drink him under the table.
4. He always cries at the end of Armageddon.
3. He prefers Jay Leno over Conan.
2. He recently updated his Facebook status to "Pink"
1. Deep down he doesn't believe he should get into the Hall of Fame either.
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Ima let you finish, but Clay Aiken had the most obvious admission of all time!
I believe Mark also admitted that size really doesn't matter or at least not until the mid 90s.
Tim, that was a great list. I was laughing so hard over number 8. By the time I got to number 2 I had tears running down my face.
You know I am a girl that loves sports, but I hate whiny bast*rds that act like little girls.
I could hear Terrell Owens cry, 'That's my Quarterback man' as well as Tom Hanks saying 'There's no crying in baseball.'
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