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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Sammy Sosa's Cream, New Formula

Sammy Sosa has spoken out regarding the photos taken that show him as white as newly fallen snow.  He spoke with Enrique Rojas of ESPN Deportes and shed some light on the cause of his new look.  Apparently he is using a new cosmetic cream:


"It's a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin some," said the former slugger during the "Primer Impacto" program at the Univision Spanish network.

Apparently, he couldn't be happier with the results:


"I'm going to market it, I'm a businessman," Sosa joked about the mysterious cream, about which he revealed only that it was bought in Europe.

Made up sources close to Sammy Sosa have told Aisle 424 that the mysterious cream is actually from a line of beauty products by comedian, Steve Martin.  We're looking forward to a new spot featuring Sammy Sosa, but for now, please enjoy the original commercial for this wonderful product.



Really all you need is a quick look at the before and after shots of Sosa:

BEFORE:



AFTER:




Amazing isn't it?
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2 comments:

  1. DeAnn11 November, 2009 08:31

    Gotta love Steve Martin! Whitening creme it pretty popular for men on Devon too. I should move to some country that sells whitening creme and become queen!

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  2. Aisle 42411 November, 2009 09:39

    You certainly have the complexion, but Sammy is starting to make you look more like the Coppertone girl.

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