Highlights from today's Cubs game against the Diamondbacks:
- Robots did not enslave the human race.
As far as I can tell, that is the only positive thing to say. Ron Santo was unable to do much better when he named Reed Johnson the Chevrolet Player of the Game for being the only Cub to reach base twice (one walk and one hit-by-pitch).
That's all I've got. If anyone else has anything positive that can be gleaned from this pathetic excuse for a baseball game, please feel free to enlighten me.
Haha... hey, if it makes you feel any better, my Astros only got one.
ReplyDeleteNot really, but then, even Alyssa Milano in a Cubs hat only pepped me up a little: http://tinyurl.com/cb5j9f
ReplyDeleteEvery little bit helps though.